THIS SITE IS A WRECK: CRUSHED BY SPAM & SEARCH ENGINE ABANDONMENT

Well, folks, it finally happened. My site, that digital dream project, has gone belly up. Black hat SEO tactics have sunk it faster than a lead weight. Now it's practically invisible online. Google's algorithm, which I used to believe was all-powerful, has decided I'm no longer worthy. My page rank is lower than a snake's belly. My traffic? Zero.